Hear ye, hear ye!
The GODS decided to make the following
amendmends to the gnomish dictionary:
'Washcloth' was found to have too much
overlap with 'multimedia pouch' and will therefore be eliminated.
This to accommodate for the word 'combobulated'
(having it all together). After all, how can something be discombobulated if it
was never combobulated in the first place? This illogicalness had to be
rectified.
Furthermore, due to the unstoppable rise of
technology and severe cases of multitasking the word 'bra' was found to be
obsolete and will be replaced with its equivalent 'ipod holder'.
The words 'brassiere' or 'boob holder' can
still be used for those occasions when no ipod is attached.
Please note that the correct spelling is ipod.
In good gnomish fashion this will cover all ipods, be they iPods or not.
Being aware of how much gnomes like fiddling
around with buttons, the GODS would like to add the following disclaimer,
especially for the male part of (gnomish) society:
Boob holder = ipod holder ≠ boob = ipod!
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