Wednesday 4 December 2013
Sunday 1 December 2013
It's a matter of size
Stuff that starts with a 'd': December, dark, dreary, depressing... So hurray for Christmas! Lights, good food, shiny stuff, a couple of days off from work and spending time with my friends.
And of course the Christmas tree. I've never been a big fan of that: our family used to have a really scrawny fake tree at home, I got electrocuted by the stupid candles twice, the real ones make a terrible mess and my cat nearly choked on the decorations once. I felt like Houdini, slowly pulling a 60 cm. long piece of tinsel out of my cheerfully hiccuping cat.
Once more we have a fake Xmas tree, but you can tell it's the 21st century: it doesn't look half bad. And you never get into any issues like this:
I bet these were picked by men. They seem to have size issues and always go for 'this big':
While all along, the women know, this big is more accurate:
Same laws apply to the animal kingdom.
Male bunny:
Female cat:
And of course the Christmas tree. I've never been a big fan of that: our family used to have a really scrawny fake tree at home, I got electrocuted by the stupid candles twice, the real ones make a terrible mess and my cat nearly choked on the decorations once. I felt like Houdini, slowly pulling a 60 cm. long piece of tinsel out of my cheerfully hiccuping cat.
Once more we have a fake Xmas tree, but you can tell it's the 21st century: it doesn't look half bad. And you never get into any issues like this:
I bet these were picked by men. They seem to have size issues and always go for 'this big':
While all along, the women know, this big is more accurate:
Same laws apply to the animal kingdom.
Male bunny:
Female cat:
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