Ode to chocolate

Ponies, chickens, bunnies and shiny stuff are gnome essentials. I realised I had left out two more: kitties and chocolate! Such an omission! The kitties already got some coverage, so in spirit of approaching Christmas, here's an ode to my favorite chocolate!

It's not just the chocolate that's utterly delicious, the wrapping must have been invented by a gnome. Inside the box you will find this delightful snack. At that point, it's just a lump of chocolate, cleverly disguised as an orange.

The trick is to whack it on the table, and the chocolate lump will disintegrate into bitesized sections.

So technically you could just take 1 or 2 sections and then put it away. In all honesty: that's a skill I haven't mastered.

An odd side effect is that in the gnomish dictionary the words 'chocolate' and 'share' are mutually exclusive. Therefore you never EVER mess with a gnome's chocolate, or you'll risk this:

If this warning comes too late, all I can do is refer you to the relevant literature: