There is a banana bike in my living room!

Better half got himself a new banana bike, after the old banana bike was recently smashed by a moped. He didn't like the idea of leaving it outside tonight, as he didn't feel very confident about the combination of large numbers of people on the streets + lots of alcohol + fireworks. So he parked it in the living room. I suggested turning it into a lovely planter, but he said 'no'. Pewp.